I... but... what... yes?
Sep. 17th, 2010 03:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Sometimes conversations just get strange enough that you need to quote them on the internet. With some people that's all conversations. Here is one I felt the need to share.
Shakey Box says:
I meant, anyone who rolls low INT will have 0 skill points.
Or negative.
Redacted Snow says:
"Well done, you're so dumb you're not even not a farmer, you're an actively bad farmer. You make things grow less by being around them, but you can't stop trying."
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
(2+INT)x3 would be very nice for a very low power level 0 character.
All skills capped at 3.
Redacted Snow says:
You know, when I tell people I have been discussing game concepts with you in the early hours, they panic and run away before I can even tell them what the game is.
I tried to explain Alzheimer's: The Forgetting to Ku, but to no avail.
Shakey Box says:
Why not?
It seems very interesting.
Redacted Snow says:
It's almost as if they expect this comination to produce very silly games
We need better PR, clearly
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
Who would represent us?
They'd need to listen first.
Redacted Snow says:
Who does the Old Spice ads? I'd like to hire them to handle the publicity.
Shakey Box says:
We'd have some sort of court action or somthing...
Parents complaining about their children.
Or whatever.
Redacted Snow says:
But then it turns out the children are games. And the Judge is Leo. The lawyers are Luke and a giraffe.
The giraffe sprouts afterburners
It blows up Saturn.
Then people would get it
Shakey Box says:
Oh, the person who had a vagina turned into a penis is dating a man dressed as a woman.
Redacted Snow says:
This makes perfect sense.
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
Redacted Snow says:
Also I feel it should perhaps be our marketing slogan. That sentence you just said, that will be the corporate motto.
Shakey Box says:
Wonderful.
You do realise this will only make it harder on the Old Spice team.
Shakey Box says:
I meant, anyone who rolls low INT will have 0 skill points.
Or negative.
Redacted Snow says:
"Well done, you're so dumb you're not even not a farmer, you're an actively bad farmer. You make things grow less by being around them, but you can't stop trying."
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
(2+INT)x3 would be very nice for a very low power level 0 character.
All skills capped at 3.
Redacted Snow says:
You know, when I tell people I have been discussing game concepts with you in the early hours, they panic and run away before I can even tell them what the game is.
I tried to explain Alzheimer's: The Forgetting to Ku, but to no avail.
Shakey Box says:
Why not?
It seems very interesting.
Redacted Snow says:
It's almost as if they expect this comination to produce very silly games
We need better PR, clearly
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
Who would represent us?
They'd need to listen first.
Redacted Snow says:
Who does the Old Spice ads? I'd like to hire them to handle the publicity.
Shakey Box says:
We'd have some sort of court action or somthing...
Parents complaining about their children.
Or whatever.
Redacted Snow says:
But then it turns out the children are games. And the Judge is Leo. The lawyers are Luke and a giraffe.
The giraffe sprouts afterburners
It blows up Saturn.
Then people would get it
Shakey Box says:
Oh, the person who had a vagina turned into a penis is dating a man dressed as a woman.
Redacted Snow says:
This makes perfect sense.
Shakey Box says:
Yes.
Redacted Snow says:
Also I feel it should perhaps be our marketing slogan. That sentence you just said, that will be the corporate motto.
Shakey Box says:
Wonderful.
You do realise this will only make it harder on the Old Spice team.
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Date: 2010-09-17 10:25 am (UTC)